Feb 26
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i'm older than you
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i'm too stupid for you
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Feb 26
- Teacher: Why are you late?
- Student: I'm late?
- Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
- Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
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